What is your exchange policy?
Click here for our exchange policy.
How long until I receive my shirt?
We ship products within three days of getting the order if they are in stock,
and we try to reorder before we are out of stock. If we are out of stock then
you may have to wait up to four weeks. This is unlikely, but possible.
Where are you located? Why can't I talk to a real person?
Seeing as that we have made it our business to irritate a very large multi-corporation
mega-conglomerate industry, we have chosen not to provide phone support. So if you wish to contact us, please do so via the contact form provided.
I bought a couple shirts and now Paypal is asking me to sign up with an account there. What is this *#/%$#@?
Sorry about that. It just so happens that going through PayPal this way is inexpensive –
and by keeping costs down, more of your money goes to support SB 840.
If you do not have a PayPal account, you can use your credit card for the first few purchases
without being prompted to open an account. Once you have ordered through us several times –
and we have *so* many repeat customers – you will be prompted to open one.
What is your privacy policy?
We do not share any data we get from you with anyone for any reason.
We may use your contact information to confirm deliveries or coordinate exchanges.
That being said, if you send us kudos or hatemail via our contact link, it just may end
up published on our website with a pithy response.
When checking out, if you select the option to “allow promotional emails”,
we may send you information about new products or information related to
SB 840, HR 676, or single-payer health care issues.
What are your terms of service?
Click here for our terms of service.
What is your shirt quality like?
Our goal is to produce pithy products which not only express your feelings
toward the health insurance industry, but are stylish and comfortable to wear.
When possible, we try to use brands that are sweatshop free, such as
American Apparel and Bella. Styles are chosen for their look, fit,
fabric, and comfort. Many of our shirts have a European cut, and we
hope to relate the idea that single payer health care can be American and sexy.
How do I know what size I need? Shirt sizes seem to vary a lot.
We have a sizing chart page
which will help you determine your correct size. If you want a size and it's not listed,
just send a message via our contact page.
We'll take your input into account when ordering.
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